We have a new version of The Mummy! Actually, we’re going to have a whole new roster of Universal Monster Movies, but first up is Tom Cruise’s take on The Mummy, which features lots of running, ripcord-pulling, and what is either a Plague of Egypt or a flock of seagulls with terrible timing.
What do you all think? Should we all bow down and allow this god/monster/woman run things now? And seriously, where’s Brendan Fraser?